Monday, April 13, 2009

Not the brightest?

Getting caught out once is bad, but twice?

If you're Brazilian and you get turned away from entering the UK because your suitcase contains "a collection of sexual paraphernalia and details of escort agencies and sex sites" and the immigration people decided you might just possibly be seeking to work as a prostitute, then maybe best not turn up at Newcastle Airport three months later sporting a new passport and toting a suitcase that contains only "T-shirts, a dressing gown and lingerie".

Also, when asked, probably best not to say that your main reason for visiting the UK is "seeing Newcastle city centre". I don't think even Alan Shearer would believe that one.

Still, it beats getting shot on a tube train for looking a bit muslimy.

via BBC News

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