Wednesday, July 25, 2007

US blames UK floods on Al Qaeda

Current flooding in the south-west England is an Al Qaeda attack, President Bush said today.

"They have threatened us with a rain of terror and I think this might be it," said the President. No one bothered to correct him because they're all sick of hearing him talk gibberish and are just waiting for the election so they don't have to listen to him any more.

Skangerland - A Rain of TerrorWARNING: Large video file (~7MB).
Smaller version (~2.2MB) available here

This follows last week's hastily withdrawn announcement that the US Air Force would be bombing French vineyards as part of Bush's War on Terroire.*

President Bush gets the wind up

*That one's just for all you wine buffs out there.... The rest of yez can go back to the Buckfast.

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