Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Bomb chicka wah wah

Things are a bit hectic around Skangerland at the moment, but all the same we've found time to get the inside track on the negotiations between the DUPes and the 'RAShinners.

It seems that the "Reverend" "Dr" Paisley managed to woo Mary Lou while Gerrymander Adams and Tony Bliar looked on in surprise.

It all began when Gerrymander introduced the sultry Mary Lou
Gerrymander and Bliar could barely believe what happened
Paisley was left feeling exposed but remarked, "I love this statelet".